i wish edward had started out shirtless & as the story progresses he acquires his tattoos after each sequence
beginning of joke
i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me
Well, I guess you’re missing the
I do have a remarkable tendency to miss the Juicy Juice Hypotenuse.
Can we always call it that oh my god
I just want this to be over.
#hey douchebag! #you could have provided your sons with both a home and an education #if you had actually put even the tiniest bit of effort into getting your shit together #putting their needs ahead of your own #and considering what the wife you purported to ‘love’ would have thought of your quest for vengance #and the havoc it wrought upon her kids #fuck you john winchester for sobbing and making this about you #you could have given dean a home and sam school #instead you dragged them around the country leaving them alone for long stretches of time #and you threw your younger son out of your ‘home’ as soon as he expressed the desire for school #so fuck you john #fuck you and your mind games #fuck you and your selfishness #and fuck you for making your boys feel guilty about your fuck ups—as a ploy to get them refocused on your revenge quest #i am so done (musingsdeme)
#fun fact this is what emotional abuse looks like #whether or not it’s intended as such #he might feel like he’s being totally honest about his feelings #but he’s turning the story around #saying I’ve always wanted you to have these things!! look how sad I am! #when it was totally within his powers to provide those things #and he didn’t #so #fuck you john winchester #too little too late #the one in the dirty trenchcoat that’s in love with queue (nestingdean)
#this is what abuse looks like #john winchester wasn’t a cartoonish cackling villain #who did the absolute best he could to ruin everybody’s lives #abuse is quiet and hidden and full of guilt and love and old regrets #and sometimes it’s absolving yourself of all blame #because you don’t even realize you did something wrong #fuck you john (via yellow-turtle)
Everyone who has ever owned a cat knows exactly this feeling, right here. It’s like the cat thinks that if they go slow enough you won’t noticed. But you do. And you are DONE.
Puberty At Its Best
Paul Butcher (Dustin Brookes - Zoey 101)
Let’s take a moment to thank puberty.
(and for some, money, fame and surgery)
I FORGOT MATT LEWISSSS I FORGOT MATTTT LEEWWWWIISISSSSSSSSS
In case you dudes weren’t sure whether or not it’s easy for us to tell a guy no and have him respect our answer.
I hope this gets all the attention
I hope he gets shit for this.
Lots of it.
i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word
how to get a popular text post on tumblr:
well at least now we know you’ve always been honest
it looks like he just popped out of a pokeball omg
Or out of one of those giant birthday cakes.
Like everyone is stood around at the party and the cake gets wheeled in and everyone starts singing..
“Happy Birthday to y-“
“…Are you the stripper?”
“…I am a God you dull creature.”
*casually brushes cake frosting off cape*
This caption. I can’t. I need this because reasons.
Your wish… My two hours down the drain.
OMFG it got better